When they were passing out brains, did you think they said drains, so you asked for a clogged one? more...

Are you proficient with a french knife? more...

Best comment I have seen in a while: "... is glad that the thief who stole his credit card is spending less than his wife" Agree?

Have you ever heard a lobster screaming when he's steaming?

If you or your S/O lost their job, would you be screwed?

If you were god, would you create your own arch enemy that does the opposite of everything you do and tries to destroy everything?

If someone went into your private photo bucket account and added a wis.dmer`s avatar (virtuallover) is it a criminal offence? more...

Is it proof god is cruel because he didn't include a users manual?

Does nudity harm children? more...

I'm feeling pretty negative and depressed today, anyone have a joke, or a funny picture or something to cheer me up? more...